HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT'S FUNNY.
2 days ago, we had PE. Firstly, i'd like to express how Hisagi kun's aiming was very much not directed at Yuki's face, it just HAPPENED to hit her on purpose by accident. Either way, I haven't blogged for quite awhile... i guess it's more of a i'm extremely busy kind of thing. There has been countless projects since the start of the semester, and tests, too. I have to study for Physics soon. Well, Yayoi and Hisagi are all the school's been about these few days. It's somewhat akin to a scandal ==" They've never let anyone on about them being together, and since Yayoi's the level president and Hisagi's in the council with him, lots of speculations have occured about what goes on behind closed doors. Some of which aren't completely untrue... Which isn't the point. Either way, since it's all out, i'll tell you something about both of them. They're what Karin san calls "interesting". And i have t say, they are, in a corrupted, double sided kind of way. I've been told that when they're with others, Hisagi's generally more commanding and demanding. But when they're in private, the opposite seems to ensue. Heh. If you know what i mean. (It's an inside joke ==")
Yayoi's actually a distant relative of a royal. (It sounds ridiculous, but it's true.) If you trace all the way back to ancient Japanese history, he's a direct decendant. His mother was of the royal bloodline. Yayoi's family consists of his 2 mothers, an older brother and 2 younger sisters, all of whom are adopted. (Yayoi is ok with letting people know about him as long as they don't talk about it when he isn't around.) He loves his family very much. Yayoi's family specialises in Ikebana, the Japanese art of flower arrangement. His mothers and sisters have practise in this field (forgive the terrible pun...), and from time to time, Yayoi helps the school spruce up its festivities with flower arrangements according to the season. His older brother is a doctor who specialises in cardiac arrest and organ transplant operations and Yayoi hopes to be a literature scholar in future. He holds the highest grades in the whole school, followed by me and another student named Ochiai in third. Hisagi's father is the brother of one of the Japanese team football players. (Not saying which one.) His family specialises in sports, and consists of his mother, his father, and 3 brothers, one younger in grade school, and 2 older, one in Uni and the other working and married. Hisagi can play any sort of sport except ice hockey, water polo and sports of a gymnastic theme, like (HAHAHAHAHAHA) ribbonic gymnastics. Hisagi was, 3 times in a row for the previous sports days, deemed the most fit and sporting. He also specialises in Akido, Kendo, Karate, Judo, and his best skill, Hokuto Shinken. This may be described as destructive accupuncture, whereby a person's vital points are accurately stabbed in order for the nevous system in part of the persn's body to cease functioning, thereby paralysing part of his or her body. Well, that was a little on the sempais. Yesterday was friday, wasn't it? They had soccer practise yesterday, Raiga and Hisagi. They were still juniors in terms of age, but Hisagi is the team captain, and Raiga is the vice. Me and Yayoi had been studying some on the roof and were tired, so we went down to get some drinks (HORLICKS for me, NesCafe for him) and managed to catch some of their practise. Somehow, one of the older seniors who had to repeat a year started picking on Hisagi. He started making fun of his gender preferences, and after about 5 minutes of no reaction, switched to making fun of Yayoi. A couple of seniors who didn't like a younger team captain joined in. The moment they started on Yayoi sempai and his parents, i saw Yayoi's face get angry and Hisagi directed a kick at the largest guy's gut. Immediately, all three of the seniors started in on Hisagi, and when Raiga tried to help, one held him back. Hisagi received a cut on the side of his head and he sprained his wrist. He yelled with pain, and Yayoi grabbed a rake from the shed beside us and went down to the field. I tried, but failed, to stop him. (Yayoi gets this black mood thing when he's angry, and then you just feel like... staying away.) He broke off the metal part with the flat of his foot and taped the 2 guys holding Hisagi on their shoulders with the wooden stick. Yayoi: "Let go of him." To which, of course, they didn't respond. Which left Yayoi to hurt them with his makeshift kendo sword. Hisagi was attended to by Raiga, who, with some of my help, managed to throw the guy holding him back off, and was currently groaning in a near comatose state. Then Yayoi jabbed his stick at the neck of the guy who first started it and he adopted a mad grin in his eye. Me: H... hey... This isn't good. Raiga: Are we going to run or not? Hisagi: No way. This is better than Bleach!! Raiga: You still watch Bleach? Me: What's wrong with watching Bleach? Hisagi: Hey, shut up!! Now, before i go on, everyone has to understand the nature of Yayoi's upbringing. (Which he only dared to share with us when he was really, REALLY drunk. His alchohol max intake is surprisingly low.) When Yayoi was 10, He and his brother had a wide age gap, so even by then, his Brother was already working. Yayoi's childhood games consisted of educational biology games, where he was taught precisely where each organ was located, and where to cut in order to conduct a operational transplant. (If he was lucky, he'd get to play with his brother's Scalpel. Heh. Again, inside joke.) A freaky but interesting childhood, the kind which would result in a person like Yayoi. So now, when Yayoi pulled out a PERMANENT black marker from his pocket and uncapped it, we all kind of had this small chill running up our spine. It was like the temperature dropped some 80 degrees. Yayoi tilted his head as though considering something, and said, "Now, where should we dissect?" The guy started yelling at him to shut up and hurling abuse at everyone. Yayoi jabbed his neck sharply and he went into a coughing fit, which escalated at Yayoi stepped on his stomach. He glanced at Hisagi, who was yawning, and smiled at the person under his foot. Yayoi: What did you call me before? A Gay? Well put then. He began writing something on the guys chest, which all 3 of us bystanders nosily leant in to read. Raiga: I... Got... Me: Owned... By... Hisagi: A... Gay. Me: ... Raiga and Hisagi: PFFT............... HAHAHAHAHAHA And as Yayoi, smirking, left his and Hisagi's initials below the clear, double lined message, the sky turned orange and we made plans for dinner.
Attention Attention, May i have all your eyes and ears, To the front of the room, If only... If only for one second...
